Oh damn it - Another dude shows off his junk in public

Well I think this pretty much makes Princeton the public masturbation/genital exposure capital of the Ivy League: Gary Nuttall, Public Safety supervisor, sent out an email to the University community this afternoon detailing the "act of lewdness" that occurred on Monday. The suspect in question exposed his genitals out on Prospect around 9:30 p.m. and is described as a "middle aged white male, grayish-brown hair with a protruding stomach.  The male was not wearing a shirt and had an article of clothing in his hand."Shockingly, that sounds like half the professors I've had at Princeton. But let's move on.There is a question burning in my mind, however, and that is, while he was described as "not wearing a shirt," did he have pants on? And what article of clothing was he holding? Perhaps his shirt? Just why was he compelled to take off his shirt? Does he prefer the wind rolling across his chest as he commits such acts? Only time (and an arrest) can tell.Not even ten hours ago we told you about the increase in sexual assault crimes on campus in the past year, and then this dude shows up in his birthday suit, late for the party. So at least the 2009 report is off to a good start it seems.Nuttall's email stated also that Public Safety searched the area, but the "suspect was not located." Because a fat naked guy is hard to find around Princeton.Another interesting tidbit from the email: The guy committed the act outside Charter, which must mean he's either in the engineering department, or was on his way back from Hoagie Haven before he decided to flash some coeds. We're slowly building a suspect profile here...But we've got to ask, why are there now so many men at Princeton keen on showing off their manhood? This is coming off the heels of the infamous public masturbator from last year, not to mention the slew of sexual assault cases that have yet to be resolved. But I guess this guy's better than the other guy, who asks you how to get to the Wawa and just masturbates while you give him directions. From what we can tell, this guy's style is slightly less aggressive, and not as "in your face."But yeah. I'm okay with blaming the recession if you are.