Stuff Professors Say On The First Day Of Class

While Day 1 is usually just handing out syllabi and making awkward "name-year-major" introductions, sometimes professors get a little bit colorful with their intros on the first week of classes.

Sam Wang (NEU 101): "Please, no tattoos or unremovable piercings above the waist in the fMRI. Otherwise those piercings... will become removable."Darcy Steinke (CWR 304): "Let's go around the room and say our favorite sandwiches. I'll go first--mine is the egg sandwich."Harvey Rosen (ECO 100): "There are no laptops allowed in lecture. I've found that I can't really compete with internet porn. Unless you're into middle-aged economists. In that case, you'll be squirming in your seats all semester."Matthew Salganik (SOC 204): "I'm going to teach this class as if it were a class at a law school. I've never actually been to law school, but this is how I think it would work."Rob Schapire (COS 402) after a visiting appearance by Noam Chomsky: "He was very even-handed in the way that he insulted absolutely everybody in the room."Keiko Brynildsen (PSY 317) filed under #psychology: "So discussion of ethics aside..."Janet Monge (ANT 308): "I mail human remains all the time."Gary Bass (POL 380): "Osama Bin Laden, I hate that guy. I'm glad he's dead."Andrew Conway (PSY 251): "Does anyone know what percentage of a textbook you can PDF before it becomes illegal?" (Disclaimer: Prof. Conway is not to our knowledge engaging in any illegal PDF-making.)

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