Forbes Vegetarian Night: Meet Hot Chicks

Last night was vegetarian night at Forbes College and smiling faces abounded. I sort of felt like a Brown student, which is a rare feeling to have on this campus. I saw a couple of pairs of Birkenstocks and plenty of OA shirts, and light poured in from the golf course on a sun-kissed hummus bar. I talked to a couple of bros who were like "bro, I never knew about this. You go to this often? Let's go next time," also to one member of an unnamed co-op on campus who said something of the form "bro, this sucks, are you kidding..." An astute bypasser  noted the large gender disparity in the room and per capita attractiveness of the primarily female population (full disclosure: said friend was more a crunchy-granola type himself).