HEY PRINCETON: Bicker Decisions Eve Edition

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Apparently tonight is a big night. Or something.HEY TOWER BICKEREE! How do you feel the night before decisions?Ambivalent.Care to elaborate?Sure.......HEY TWO GIRLS I MET GETTING SUSHI! Are you bickering?Girl 1: We aren't using the 'b' word tonight.Are you two roommates?Girl 1 and 2: Yup.But you're bickering separate clubs?Girl 1: Cap.Girl 2: Tower.So, how are you feeling tonight?Girl 1: We're not talking about it.Girl 2: Like I honestly want to vomit. You can quote me on that.HEY SHIRTLESS GUY WHO'S BICKERING CAP! What are you planning to do tonight?Oh you know, just hanging out with friends. Hey, would you like a mango bubble tea?Sure! Thanks, man. Wait, what's the stereotype about Cap?Chill, you know, lots of broham...Broham. Got it.

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