The Great Gatsby: Now in 3D!

Following its appearance as an 8-bit video game, Princeton alum F. Scott Fitzgerald's classic The Great Gatsby is once again being adapted for the big screen -- this time starring Leonardo Di Caprio as Gatsby. To make things better(?), director Baz Luhrmann (of flamboyant Moulin Rouge! and Australia fame) has decided that Fitzgerald's Great American Novel could only be done justice in 3D, naturally.

The film plans to shoot in Sydney, Australia (decidedly not New York) and the cast will include Spiderman star Tobey Maguire and actress Carey Mulligan, whom you might remember as the 2009 BAFTA Best Actress winner for her role in An Education.

That gives us... (Moulin Rouge director + Spiderman + Jack Dawson) * Avatar special effects + Great American Script = The Great American Movie.

I expect a spectacular signature Luhrmann Bollywood-inspired song-and-dance number. Please, don't let me down.