Spotted: Saving you from Damnation, If Not from Midterms

Looking for a way to survive midterms? Maybe Eternal Salvation's your best bet...at least to hear the evangelicals out by Woody Woo Fountain with their boxes of free Scripture talk about it this morning.Apparently they've also been politely prosthelytizing to Forbesians out by the Dinky this week.  I'll give them this: their lime green pocket-sized Bibles are pretty darn snazzy.