21 Questions With...Molly Brean '13
MOLLY BREAN '13, TRIANGLE CLUB'S NEW BUSINESS MANAGER, LOVES BENT SPOON CUPCAKES, DRINKS HER DR. PEPPER IN AN IV, AND REALLY, REALLY WANTS TO MAIM THOSE BOZOS WHO PRACTICE THEIR INSTRUMENTS IN THE DORMS...
Name: Molly Brean
Age: 18
Major: Undeclared, but probably Slavic Languages and Literatures
Hometown: Pittsburgh
Eating club/residential college/affiliation: Rockefeller
Name: Molly Brean
Age: 18
Major: Undeclared, but probably Slavic Languages and Literatures
Hometown: Pittsburgh
Eating club/residential college/affiliation: Rockefeller
Who's your favorite Princeton alum, real or fictional? White House Budget Nerd/Sex Bomb Peter Orszag.What's something you'd want to do less than midterms week? Spend a day wearing a Baltimore Ravens jersey.What is your greatest guilty pleasure? Bent Spoon cupcakes! Living in Holder, I'm closer to the Bent Spoon tham I am to almost anything on campus. This has become a problem.In one sentence, what do you actually do all day? Wake up 10 minutes before my first class, inevitably take a 3-hour afternoon nap, send e-mails, stuff envelopes and/or plan to stuff envelopes, and wind up "working" until 3 a.m. in the Mathey dining hall (Shout-out to Andrea Wolberg '13 and Julian Dean '13!)Last show you saw on campus (not counting Triangle)? Student Playwrights Festival at Intime.Do you know all the words to Old Nassau? Absolutely! My job depends on it.What’s your drink? Diet Dr. Pepper in almost disgusting amounts.What makes you cry? Everything. Most recently, the tribute to John Hughes at the Oscars.When’s bedtime? Typically around 3, but I've been known to pull the occasional all-nighter.What makes you laugh the most? Anything that comes out of Tracy Jordan's mouth on 30 Rock. I can't read, Liz Lemon!Who is your mortal enemy? The guy on my floor who plays his tuba at odd hours of the night. It's called Woolworth. Thanks!What makes someone a Princetonian? The love of name-dropping Princeton on Chat Roulette.Favorite part of the Triangle cult? The goings-on during the final 24 hours of reading period. Dean's Date Fairies and ridiculous spam list e-mails (the human penis size Wikipedia link made for some awkward situations, though) abound.What's the funniest joke you've ever heard? Bill Clinton and Al Gore stop in a diner for brunch. After they look over the menu, the waitress walks over and asks them for their orders. Clinton grins at her and says, "I'd like a quickie, baby." Offended, she smacks him and storms away. A few moments later, Gore leans forward and sheepishly says, "Mr. President, I believe it's pronounced 'quiche.'" What is your favorite place on Princeton's campus? Chancellor Green Cafe: where else can you get delicious coffee, great service, and a playlist that sounds like it was put together by your best friend's "cool" mom?What songs are playing on repeat this week? "Electric Relaxation" by A Tribe Called Quest, "Dear Prudence" by the Beatles, and, not gonna lie, "Party in the U.S.A."Last movie you saw? Sherlock Holmes... but not before GETTING CARDED to buy my ticket. You can't even officially card people for a PG-13 movie! It's PARENTAL GUIDANCE, NOT RESTRICTED!In 10 years, I will be… Getting coffee for somebody important and planning my weekends around my cat's feeding schedule.Favorite way to relax? Hibernating and watching hours of Law and Order: SVU. I would die without Netflix Instant Queue.Okay, morbid curiosity: explain the scarfing phenomenon from Triangle tour. It's pretty simple. If you hook up with someone for the first time on tour, you get a scarf. You cannot, however, troll for a scarf by asking people to hook up with you. It has to evolve, er, organically.How many scarves were gotten this past tour? Have you gotten one yet? From what I understand, this tour was pretty light in scarves; only four were given. I remain scarfless, but I do have three years left...
(21 Questions inspired by NYMag’s Daily Intel)
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