'Ruit Causes Swine Flu!
Big news today out of Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute: school officials are saying that they've linked several cases of H1N1 to people sharing cups during "beer pong" (c'mon, rest of the world! It's only beer pong if you play with ping pong paddles).It's common sense - you share cups, you get sick. So bring your own cups. Or steal some from behind the tap when no one's looking.Here's the late, great Michael Conrad with a reminder: