Swine flu! No, pertussis! No, swine flu! Pertussis!

Thanks, all of you who didn't get the Tdap booster before coming to college.

"When we actually look at our student records, (we) found that not all of our students received the booster," Cliatt said.

The Times of Trenton reports that nine students at Princeton -- not four -- have been diagnosed with whooping cough so far.University spokeswoman Cass Cliatt told the Times that five new cases of whooping cough were confirmed this weekend.Besides the e-mails telling coughers to avoid circultaing in public Princeton also notified local health officials, the article said. If this were 1918, the entire school might be isolating itself, instead.In the mean time, Princeton (and the rest of the student body) wants you to sprint to McCosh if you are feeling like you've got a case of swine flu. The rest of the country would appreciate it as well. We stopped by the Duane Reade in Penn Station on Monday --the entire shelf of hand sanitizers was almost gone.